Salad Nights

It all started when the neighbour gave 

the Empress Dowager a pack of salad-greens

four days ago.

Then yours truly decided to throw in 

some mayonnaise-tuna and lemon juice.

The following day, 

the Empress Dowager bought 

a ball of lettuce & bacon bits.

For supper,

I added those two 

to the mayonnaise-tuna

On the third day, 

the Empress Dowager bought 

the Australian Honey Oranges.

I added that to the lettuce &

used the black-pepper-tuna instead.

Then one hour ago, 

I exchanged the bacon bits 

with slices of ham.

And it passed 

the Empress Dowager QC.

So she has placed "an order" for these salad for tomorrow's dinner. *roll eyes*